Courtship Podron Mission 25-6: Playing it Fast and Proose

We don’t engage in small talk about carnium and doonium because that’s boring. We do talk about proose. And cutting through the ham. And being milked. Not necessarily all at the same time, though.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 31-36.

This week’s glistener question: Who would be your emotional support companion if you lived in Star Wars?

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-5: Salacious B. Splachetti

Han Solo likes eating pie, being naked, and being alone. Let’s discuss.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 25-30.

This week’s glistener question: Ruin another character from Jabba’s Palace for us.

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-4: Hookin’ Up Words and Phrases and Rebels

The honeymoon continues! Han and Leia are enjoying their dream vacation aboard the Halcyon – they might even see each other at some point. In the meantime, though, there’s plenty of fruit, climate simulators, and work emails for us to enjoy.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 19-24.

This week’s glistener question: What would happen if you sprayed Watto with bug spray?

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No Thoughts, Head Empty, Just Path of Deceit

I’m a pretty shameless shill/stan/whatever for the High Republic at this point, but when I tell you that I was simply blown away by Path of Deceit by Tessa Gratton and Justina Ireland…….whoof. Easily my favorite High Republic title to date.

I won’t lie, I was skeptical of the choice to throw us back 150ish years after we just met, got invested in, and had our hearts broken by the Jedi of Wave 1. However, this book immediately dispelled any concerns or sadness I had about not getting to continue on with that story because these characters and their actions not only directly inform what is happening in Wave 1, but introduce so many additional intriguing concepts and stories.

When it comes to Star Wars stories that I’ve watched/read/experienced, this book is easily the most philosophical with regards to the nature of the Force. The Wave 1 stories did some really interesting and new stuff when considering how the Jedi experience the Force and utilize it for good(?), but this book pulls that curtain even wider to consider the Force as a whole. There’s a moment early on where Jedi padawan Kevmo does something that, to us as experienced Star Wars fans, is pretty mundane – we’ve seen it plenty before. However, the reaction by cultist (and Marchion ancestor) Marda Ro made me stop, put the book down, and go for a walk to contemplate everything I’ve ever known about life and the universe and the Force. Gratton and Ireland were able to challenge my perception, understanding, and ethical consideration about such a simple and common use of the Force and that kicked off 300 pages of philosophical musings, debates, and explorations that had me hooked.

Kevmo, Marda, and Yana Ro are the main trio of characters in this book and each was fascinating to read about in their own right. As each chapter would end, I would loudly groan because I wasn’t ready to leave the brain of the character in question, only to immediately be sucked in by the inner monologue of the next. The way they each understand the concepts of the Force, life, and family, and in turn challenge each others’ perceptions of those things is the type of material that makes me want to drop everything and become a philosopher in the GFFA.

Also. There’s romance. I’m not usually into romance, but it’s a good romance. I was rooting for it from the get-go.

And that ending. No spoilers, but holy heck, it’s been a couple of weeks since I finished this book and I’m still feeling Some Sort of Way about that ending. I’ll be about to fall asleep, and suddenly sit up straight in bed, shout a few select words into the void at the authors, and then lay down again, as I continue to process what I read and count down the days until Path of Vengeance is in my hands and I can see what happens next.

Path of Deceit opens up the familiar Star Wars galaxy in new and interesting ways. That’s always one of the biggest tests of new Star Wars stories, in my opinion, and there’s no doubt that this book was successful. Pick it up, read it, cherish it, caress it fondly, reread those delicious philosophical debates and have an existential crisis of your own.

Oh, also there’s cult stuff.

100 flowers out of 10.

Thanks LFL Publishing for the review copy. I’m probably gonna buy, like, ten more.

Danni (they/them) is Rogue Six on Rogue Podron. They don’t sleep well, probably due to the regular yelling about fictional space books. They tweet things at @dannipurrgil.

Courtship Podron Mission 25-3: the Rogue Podron podcast, presented by Spowerade(tm)

Pack your bags, it’s time for the honeymoon! Han and Leia spend approximately 3.69 seconds together before Han is off looking for a card game and Leia is off looking for another ten work assignments. At least Captain Daddy Dicto is here to provide us with some eye candy.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 13-18.

This week’s glistener question: What else in the GFFA has a corporate sponsorship that we don’t know about and what is it?

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-2: I Do (want a meat skewt under the ewok tree)

Ring the wedding bells and try not to leak too much oil – Han and Leia are tying the knot! Join us as we experience Meg experiencing Leia experiencing Meg’s dream wedding. Yoo-ben, indeed!

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 7-12.

This week’s glistener question: Share an excerpt (or the entirety) of C-3PO’s best man speech.

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-1: 2 Princess 2 Scoundrel

The invitations have been sent. The woot horns have been polished. The rope ladders have been hung. It’s time for the greatest wedding of the century – take 2! Join us as we experience the courtship of Princess Leia, this time in canon!

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, Prologue through Chapter 6.

This week’s glistener question: If Han had had time to plan a proposal, how would he have done it?

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Rogue Podron Mission 24-3: It’s Your Funeral [affectionate]

This episode is about revenge and specifically, the doing of it. Zorba the Hutt did a revenge, for example. Was it a good revenge or a bad revenge? All our thoughts, plus an exclusive sneak preview of our eulogies!

This week’s glistener question: What is a revenge you want to do? Tell us the revenge and then we will tell you if it is a good revenge or if you need to spend more time reviewing it with a therapist.

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Rogue Podron Mission 24-2: Zorb20 Braze It

Hop aboard the Zorba Express as we blast our way through the braze and into book 3 of the Jedi Prince series: Zorba the Hutt’s Revenge. Join us as we discover housekeeping droids, white feminist Luke Skywalker, and slightly handsomer Chewbacca. Han and Leia are here too but…it’s complicated.

This week’s glistener question: Who are you hoping to see at Droidfest this year? (We already recorded the next episode, so don’t answer this. Instead, use this templateH to photoshop a hairdo onto Newt Gunray.)

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