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Courtship Podron Mission 25-10: Spandor Claus

This week’s episode of Rogue Podron is rated NC-17 due to greater than three [3] uses of the term “G*ping M*w.” Glistener discretion is advised.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 55-the end.

This week’s glistener question: What is Spanta Claus going to bring your favorite Star Wars character for Christmas this year?

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Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, and Heath (no Ash this week).

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-9: Annually Exporting Three Point Five Master Chiefs of Art

It’s the penultimate episode of 2 Princess 2 Scoundrel, as Han and Leia encounter a variety of fish friends, art exports, and Jedi tails. Are you currently being eternally punished? Let us know by hitting us up on Tumblr!

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 49-54.

This week’s glistener question: Come up with a Star Wars fish. Must have a silly name.

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Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, (no Heath this week), and Ash.

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-8: Guess Who’s Beck

We’re feeling existential this week, as we ponder the end of the world (rational and irrational), the good old days of Snoke theories, and whether or not Yens is our new favorite Star Wars character.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 43-48.

This week’s glistener question: What is your existential fear?

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Hosted by Meg, (no Danni this week), Saf, Heath, and Ash.

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-7: My Friend, Han

HELP US PRINCESS LEIA, YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE is written on ever wall in this castle, but Leia still hasn’t noticed and we are still waiting for Soran Keize to show up and punch everyone in the face. Please up-nut this episode.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 37-42.

This week’s glistener question: If Han got dressed, what would he wear?

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Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-6: Playing it Fast and Proose

We don’t engage in small talk about carnium and doonium because that’s boring. We do talk about proose. And cutting through the ham. And being milked. Not necessarily all at the same time, though.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 31-36.

This week’s glistener question: Who would be your emotional support companion if you lived in Star Wars?

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Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-5: Salacious B. Splachetti

Han Solo likes eating pie, being naked, and being alone. Let’s discuss.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 25-30.

This week’s glistener question: Ruin another character from Jabba’s Palace for us.

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Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-4: Hookin’ Up Words and Phrases and Rebels

The honeymoon continues! Han and Leia are enjoying their dream vacation aboard the Halcyon – they might even see each other at some point. In the meantime, though, there’s plenty of fruit, climate simulators, and work emails for us to enjoy.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 19-24.

This week’s glistener question: What would happen if you sprayed Watto with bug spray?

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Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-3: the Rogue Podron podcast, presented by Spowerade(tm)

Pack your bags, it’s time for the honeymoon! Han and Leia spend approximately 3.69 seconds together before Han is off looking for a card game and Leia is off looking for another ten work assignments. At least Captain Daddy Dicto is here to provide us with some eye candy.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 13-18.

This week’s glistener question: What else in the GFFA has a corporate sponsorship that we don’t know about and what is it?

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Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-2: I Do (want a meat skewt under the ewok tree)

Ring the wedding bells and try not to leak too much oil – Han and Leia are tying the knot! Join us as we experience Meg experiencing Leia experiencing Meg’s dream wedding. Yoo-ben, indeed!

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 7-12.

This week’s glistener question: Share an excerpt (or the entirety) of C-3PO’s best man speech.

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Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-1: 2 Princess 2 Scoundrel

The invitations have been sent. The woot horns have been polished. The rope ladders have been hung. It’s time for the greatest wedding of the century – take 2! Join us as we experience the courtship of Princess Leia, this time in canon!

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, Prologue through Chapter 6.

This week’s glistener question: If Han had had time to plan a proposal, how would he have done it?

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Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.