Another book read with Rogue Podron comes to a close. Kyp Durron achieves an achievement. Wedge Antilles is cute. Cilghal is the only adult in this book. And…are those eggs or….?
This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 31-the end
This week’s glistener question: What one change would George Lucas make to the special editions of the sequel trilogy?
Off to Ithor we go! As we peacefully float above the planet’s surface, we try to find the plot that we seem to have lost along the way, but these chapters are almost as coherent as Jedi Master Bimbo Boss’s holocron. And has anyone heard from Dorsk-81?
This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 25-30
This week’s glistener question: Which Star Wars character’s flesh would you use to harvest new children?
Honestly, I have no idea what happened in this one after about seven minutes because my internet cut out because I’m at camp. I’m sure it was totally chill though.
This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 21-24
This week’s glistener question: What two Star Wars characters do you want to see hug?
Exar-sensei is going to teach us all the secrets of the Dark Side, but first, Mon Calamari is under attack! Maybe Luke Skywalker and his Jedi Academy will show up to save the day lol nah no they won’t. Anyways, please enjoy some children’s stories.
This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 16-20
While we weren’t able to attend Star Wars Celebration: Anaheim 2022 together in person, we gathered on Zoom for a virtual LIVE show and unboxed all the goodies that Celebration gave to us. The High Republic! Visions! Daddy Mando! A TV show we all enjoyed?? All this and so much more. Join us as we find out: WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?
Hop aboard the struggle bus and don’t forget to pack your water-bottle lightsabers! Ackbar is feeling sad and there’s only one being in the galaxy that can cheer him up: his true soulmate and our new OTP: Winter! (Alternative, equally acceptable answer: Meg.)
This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 11-15
This week’s glistener question: What is the title of another children’s book in Star Wars? Bonus points if you write out the story so Ash can read it in their Han Solo voice.
Everyone in Dark Apprentice is sad and/or dead this week. Our special guest, Dillon, however, is the opposite of sad and/or dead this week, as he offers us a very unbiased and objective review of the sexiness of Dexter Jettster’s competency in Star Wars: Brotherhood: A Star Wars novel by Mike Chen (spoiler alert: very). What will Dex’s step-boyfriend-in-law think??
This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 6-10
This week’s glistener question: How are YOU celebrating the ten year anniversary of the death of Satine in Obi-Wan’s arms?
Thanks to Dillon for joining us this week! Be sure to follow them on twitter Thanks to Dillon for joining us this week! Be sure to follow them on twitter and check out their full review of Brotherhood on our blog.
We’re off to Vortex as we kick off another Legends extravaganza full of tonal whip-lash and hatred of the odds. We only wish Darth Vader had made an appearance in this one.
This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 1-5
This week’s glistener question: What is your favorite Star Wars Olympic sport?
Hold onto your Force-nubs, folks, because Rogue Podron is back and doing what we do best! In this episode, Danni tells the rogues about everything they experienced on a recent trip to Galaxy’s Edge and the rogues return the favor by telling Danni about everything they missed in the first book of the Jedi Academy trilogy. The War On Bugs ain’t gonna get us down – it’s Legends time, baby!
This week’s glistener question: Which character from a non-Star Wars franchise would you send to Luke’s Jedi Academy?