Courtship Podron Mission 25-3: the Rogue Podron podcast, presented by Spowerade(tm)

Pack your bags, it’s time for the honeymoon! Han and Leia spend approximately 3.69 seconds together before Han is off looking for a card game and Leia is off looking for another ten work assignments. At least Captain Daddy Dicto is here to provide us with some eye candy.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 13-18.

This week’s glistener question: What else in the GFFA has a corporate sponsorship that we don’t know about and what is it?

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Hosted by Meg, DanniSafHeath, and Ash.

Courtship Podron Mission 25-2: I Do (want a meat skewt under the ewok tree)

Ring the wedding bells and try not to leak too much oil – Han and Leia are tying the knot! Join us as we experience Meg experiencing Leia experiencing Meg’s dream wedding. Yoo-ben, indeed!

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 7-12.

This week’s glistener question: Share an excerpt (or the entirety) of C-3PO’s best man speech.

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Courtship Podron Mission 25-1: 2 Princess 2 Scoundrel

The invitations have been sent. The woot horns have been polished. The rope ladders have been hung. It’s time for the greatest wedding of the century – take 2! Join us as we experience the courtship of Princess Leia, this time in canon!

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, Prologue through Chapter 6.

This week’s glistener question: If Han had had time to plan a proposal, how would he have done it?

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Hosted by Meg, DanniSafHeath, and Ash.

Rogue Podron Mission 24-3: It’s Your Funeral [affectionate]

This episode is about revenge and specifically, the doing of it. Zorba the Hutt did a revenge, for example. Was it a good revenge or a bad revenge? All our thoughts, plus an exclusive sneak preview of our eulogies!

This week’s glistener question: What is a revenge you want to do? Tell us the revenge and then we will tell you if it is a good revenge or if you need to spend more time reviewing it with a therapist.

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Hosted by Meg, DanniSafHeath, (no Ash this week).

Rogue Podron Mission 24-2: Zorb20 Braze It

Hop aboard the Zorba Express as we blast our way through the braze and into book 3 of the Jedi Prince series: Zorba the Hutt’s Revenge. Join us as we discover housekeeping droids, white feminist Luke Skywalker, and slightly handsomer Chewbacca. Han and Leia are here too but…it’s complicated.

This week’s glistener question: Who are you hoping to see at Droidfest this year? (We already recorded the next episode, so don’t answer this. Instead, use this templateH to photoshop a hairdo onto Newt Gunray.)

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-7: Getting our Souls Slurped by Leorge Gucas’s AO3 Account

Another book read with Rogue Podron comes to a close. Kyp Durron achieves an achievement. Wedge Antilles is cute. Cilghal is the only adult in this book. And…are those eggs or….?

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 31-the end

This week’s glistener question: What one change would George Lucas make to the special editions of the sequel trilogy?

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Hosted by Meg, (not Danni), SafHeath, and Ash.

Rogue Podron Mission 23-6: Thirsty Thirsty Happabores

Off to Ithor we go! As we peacefully float above the planet’s surface, we try to find the plot that we seem to have lost along the way, but these chapters are almost as coherent as Jedi Master Bimbo Boss’s holocron. And has anyone heard from Dorsk-81?

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 25-30

This week’s glistener question: Which Star Wars character’s flesh would you use to harvest new children?

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-5: Despair! at the Piggly Wiggly

Honestly, I have no idea what happened in this one after about seven minutes because my internet cut out because I’m at camp. I’m sure it was totally chill though.

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 21-24

This week’s glistener question: What two Star Wars characters do you want to see hug?

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-4: Abandon Kyp

Exar-sensei is going to teach us all the secrets of the Dark Side, but first, Mon Calamari is under attack! Maybe Luke Skywalker and his Jedi Academy will show up to save the day lol nah no they won’t. Anyways, please enjoy some children’s stories.

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 16-20

Link to Yubsie’s children’s story: Little Ship 

Link to Dillon’s children’s story: Harumph, Says the Besalisk 

Link to Ben’s fic: A New Story 

This week’s glistener question: Woolamanders. Discuss.

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-3: Welcome to the Wackbar Parade

Hop aboard the struggle bus and don’t forget to pack your water-bottle lightsabers! Ackbar is feeling sad and there’s only one being in the galaxy that can cheer him up: his true soulmate and our new OTP: Winter! (Alternative, equally acceptable answer: Meg.)

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 11-15

This week’s glistener question: What is the title of another children’s book in Star Wars? Bonus points if you write out the story so Ash can read it in their Han Solo voice.

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Hosted by MegDannySafHeath, and Ash.