It’s finale time! Will Luke ever be satisfied? Will Lando invest in a multilevel marketing scheme? Will Han ever hug his kids? What’s next for the brave slimes at the blobstacle course!? Find out with Rogue Podron as we read Jedi Search, chapters 27 through Epilogue.
This week’s glistener question: What do wookiee eggs taste like?
Rogue Podron jumps right into our usual shenanigans! Then we talk about Lando jumping the gun, Qwi Xux choosing a side, Mon Mothma being a literal boss, and my autocorrect changing Doole to Doodle. Only one episode left! This is Jedi Search, chapters 23-26.
This week’s glistener question: What if Wookiees Had Pouches?
Let Rogue Podron guide you through the Maw in the latest episode of Rogue Podron! We learn about mining operations, how sometimes diplomacy is a waste of time, and several more variations of Death Star tech. Please give any giant tentacle cacti you know Meg’s phone number. Join us for Jedi Search, chapters 17-22.
This Week’s Glistener Question: Which already-haired Star Wars character would look best with the fuckboi haircut (google “bad batch captain howzer” for reference).
What is this?! It’s a new episode of Rogue Podron! In this episode we return to Cloud City, get the heck off of Kessel, and learn a lot about parenting and marriage. Lando and Threepio continue to be the biggest ballers of the galaxy. This is Jedi Search, chapters 12-16.
This Week’s Glistener Question: What song would you want C-3PO to sing to you when you can’t sleep?
Join Rogue Podron (still minus Danny) for an equally lubricated night at the blob races, a bedtime story with our new favorite nanny, and an unfortunate amount of spider legs. It’s time for weirdness that is Jedi Search: Chapters 9-11.
This Week’s Glistener Question: What would be the worst place to run into a Teletubby?
This week we’re kicking off season 21 and even though Danny is not here (it’s fine we’re doing great it’s fine) we’re going full steam ahead and reading the first book in The Jedi Academy Trilogy The Jedi Search! We talk about Han Solo being a wife guy, how rancors apparently look like crabs and the multiple Courtship Of Princess Leia references!
This week’s glistener question: Who in Star Wars is the best wife guy?
We’re finally wrapping up the Alphabet Squadron trilogy and we thought the best way to get answers to our lingering questions was to go directly to the source, Alexander Freed himself! If he were a natural disaster, which would he be and why? Where did the idea for the therapist torture droid come from? And, perhaps most importantly, who gave him the right to break our hearts over and over like that?! All this and so much more on this episode of Rogue Podron!