Rogue Podron: Mission 21-5: Spolive Garden’s Never Ending Spaghettification Bowl

Let Rogue Podron guide you through the Maw in the latest episode of Rogue Podron! We learn about mining operations, how sometimes diplomacy is a waste of time, and several more variations of Death Star tech. Please give any giant tentacle cacti you know Meg’s phone number. Join us for Jedi Search, chapters 17-22. 

This Week’s Glistener Question: Which already-haired Star Wars character would look best with the fuckboi haircut (google “bad batch captain howzer” for reference).

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Hosted by Meg, (not Danny), SafHeath, and Ash.

Rogue Podron Mission 21-4: Three and a Half Inch Floppy Dick Drive

What is this?! It’s a new episode of Rogue Podron! In this episode we return to Cloud City, get the heck off of Kessel, and learn a lot about parenting and marriage. Lando and Threepio continue to be the biggest ballers of the galaxy. This is Jedi Search, chapters 12-16.

This Week’s Glistener Question: What song would you want C-3PO to sing to you when you can’t sleep?

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-3: The Ballad of King C-3P0

Join Rogue Podron (still minus Danny) for an equally lubricated night at the blob races, a bedtime story with our new favorite nanny, and an unfortunate amount of spider legs. It’s time for weirdness that is Jedi Search: Chapters 9-11.

This Week’s Glistener Question: What would be the worst place to run into a Teletubby?

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-2: Sorry It Took So Long

Danny’s gone and we tried our best, here’s the episode. We talk about chapters 5-8 of Jedi Search!

This week’s glistener question: What Star Wars creature would you like to see in gelatinous form?

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-1: Luke Touches Wedge’s Nub

This week we’re kicking off season 21 and even though Danny is not here (it’s fine we’re doing great it’s fine) we’re going full steam ahead and reading the first book in The Jedi Academy Trilogy The Jedi Search! We talk about Han Solo being a wife guy, how rancors apparently look like crabs and the multiple Courtship Of Princess Leia references!

This week’s glistener question: Who in Star Wars is the best wife guy?

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Hosted by Meg, (not Danny), SafHeath, and Ash.