Rogue Podron Mission 23-5: Despair! at the Piggly Wiggly

Honestly, I have no idea what happened in this one after about seven minutes because my internet cut out because I’m at camp. I’m sure it was totally chill though.

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 21-24

This week’s glistener question: What two Star Wars characters do you want to see hug?

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-4: Abandon Kyp

Exar-sensei is going to teach us all the secrets of the Dark Side, but first, Mon Calamari is under attack! Maybe Luke Skywalker and his Jedi Academy will show up to save the day lol nah no they won’t. Anyways, please enjoy some children’s stories.

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 16-20

Link to Yubsie’s children’s story: Little Ship 

Link to Dillon’s children’s story: Harumph, Says the Besalisk 

Link to Ben’s fic: A New Story 

This week’s glistener question: Woolamanders. Discuss.

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-3: Welcome to the Wackbar Parade

Hop aboard the struggle bus and don’t forget to pack your water-bottle lightsabers! Ackbar is feeling sad and there’s only one being in the galaxy that can cheer him up: his true soulmate and our new OTP: Winter! (Alternative, equally acceptable answer: Meg.)

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 11-15

This week’s glistener question: What is the title of another children’s book in Star Wars? Bonus points if you write out the story so Ash can read it in their Han Solo voice.

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-2: I’m a Special Boy and You May Fire When Ready

Everyone in Dark Apprentice is sad and/or dead this week. Our special guest, Dillon, however, is the opposite of sad and/or dead this week, as he offers us a very unbiased and objective review of the sexiness of Dexter Jettster’s competency in Star Wars: Brotherhood: A Star Wars novel by Mike Chen (spoiler alert: very). What will Dex’s step-boyfriend-in-law think??

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 6-10

This week’s glistener question: How are YOU celebrating the ten year anniversary of the death of Satine in Obi-Wan’s arms?

Thanks to Dillon for joining us this week! Be sure to follow them on twitter Thanks to Dillon for joining us this week! Be sure to follow them on twitter and check out their full review of Brotherhood on our blog.

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-1: May The Vors Be With You

We’re off to Vortex as we kick off another Legends extravaganza full of tonal whip-lash and hatred of the odds. We only wish Darth Vader had made an appearance in this one.

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 1-5

This week’s glistener question: What is your favorite Star Wars Olympic sport?

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-0: You Had One Blob!

Hold onto your Force-nubs, folks, because Rogue Podron is back and doing what we do best! In this episode, Danni tells the rogues about everything they experienced on a recent trip to Galaxy’s Edge and the rogues return the favor by telling Danni about everything they missed in the first book of the Jedi Academy trilogy. The War On Bugs ain’t gonna get us down – it’s Legends time, baby!

This week’s glistener question: Which character from a non-Star Wars franchise would you send to Luke’s Jedi Academy?

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-7: There’s a Raccoon Outside

It’s finale time! Will Luke ever be satisfied? Will Lando invest in a multilevel marketing scheme? Will Han ever hug his kids? What’s next for the brave slimes at the blobstacle course!? Find out with Rogue Podron as we read Jedi Search, chapters 27 through Epilogue.

This week’s glistener question: What do wookiee eggs taste like?

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Rogue Podron: Mission 21-6: What if Wookiees Had Pouches?

Rogue Podron jumps right into our usual shenanigans! Then we talk about Lando jumping the gun, Qwi Xux choosing a side, Mon Mothma being a literal boss, and my autocorrect changing Doole to Doodle. Only one episode left! This is Jedi Search, chapters 23-26.

This week’s glistener question: What if Wookiees Had Pouches?

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Rogue Podron: Mission 21-5: Spolive Garden’s Never Ending Spaghettification Bowl

Let Rogue Podron guide you through the Maw in the latest episode of Rogue Podron! We learn about mining operations, how sometimes diplomacy is a waste of time, and several more variations of Death Star tech. Please give any giant tentacle cacti you know Meg’s phone number. Join us for Jedi Search, chapters 17-22. 

This Week’s Glistener Question: Which already-haired Star Wars character would look best with the fuckboi haircut (google “bad batch captain howzer” for reference).

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-4: Three and a Half Inch Floppy Dick Drive

What is this?! It’s a new episode of Rogue Podron! In this episode we return to Cloud City, get the heck off of Kessel, and learn a lot about parenting and marriage. Lando and Threepio continue to be the biggest ballers of the galaxy. This is Jedi Search, chapters 12-16.

This Week’s Glistener Question: What song would you want C-3PO to sing to you when you can’t sleep?

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