Rogue Podron Mission 24-3: It’s Your Funeral [affectionate]

This episode is about revenge and specifically, the doing of it. Zorba the Hutt did a revenge, for example. Was it a good revenge or a bad revenge? All our thoughts, plus an exclusive sneak preview of our eulogies!

This week’s glistener question: What is a revenge you want to do? Tell us the revenge and then we will tell you if it is a good revenge or if you need to spend more time reviewing it with a therapist.

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Hosted by Meg, DanniSafHeath, (no Ash this week).

Rogue Podron Mission 24-2: Zorb20 Braze It

Hop aboard the Zorba Express as we blast our way through the braze and into book 3 of the Jedi Prince series: Zorba the Hutt’s Revenge. Join us as we discover housekeeping droids, white feminist Luke Skywalker, and slightly handsomer Chewbacca. Han and Leia are here too but…it’s complicated.

This week’s glistener question: Who are you hoping to see at Droidfest this year? (We already recorded the next episode, so don’t answer this. Instead, use this templateH to photoshop a hairdo onto Newt Gunray.)

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Hosted by Meg, DanniSafHeath, and Ash.

Rogue Podron Mission 23-7: Getting our Souls Slurped by Leorge Gucas’s AO3 Account

Another book read with Rogue Podron comes to a close. Kyp Durron achieves an achievement. Wedge Antilles is cute. Cilghal is the only adult in this book. And…are those eggs or….?

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 31-the end

This week’s glistener question: What one change would George Lucas make to the special editions of the sequel trilogy?

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Hosted by Meg, (not Danni), SafHeath, and Ash.

Rogue Podron Mission 23-6: Thirsty Thirsty Happabores

Off to Ithor we go! As we peacefully float above the planet’s surface, we try to find the plot that we seem to have lost along the way, but these chapters are almost as coherent as Jedi Master Bimbo Boss’s holocron. And has anyone heard from Dorsk-81?

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 25-30

This week’s glistener question: Which Star Wars character’s flesh would you use to harvest new children?

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Hosted by MegDanniSafHeath, and Ash.

Rogue Podron Mission 23-5: Despair! at the Piggly Wiggly

Honestly, I have no idea what happened in this one after about seven minutes because my internet cut out because I’m at camp. I’m sure it was totally chill though.

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 21-24

This week’s glistener question: What two Star Wars characters do you want to see hug?

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-4: Abandon Kyp

Exar-sensei is going to teach us all the secrets of the Dark Side, but first, Mon Calamari is under attack! Maybe Luke Skywalker and his Jedi Academy will show up to save the day lol nah no they won’t. Anyways, please enjoy some children’s stories.

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 16-20

Link to Yubsie’s children’s story: Little Ship 

Link to Dillon’s children’s story: Harumph, Says the Besalisk 

Link to Ben’s fic: A New Story 

This week’s glistener question: Woolamanders. Discuss.

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Hosted by MegDanniSafHeath, and Ash.

Rogue Podron LIVE SWCA Unboxing: Now You See Flea

While we weren’t able to attend Star Wars Celebration: Anaheim 2022 together in person, we gathered on Zoom for a virtual LIVE show and unboxed all the goodies that Celebration gave to us. The High Republic! Visions! Daddy Mando! A TV show we all enjoyed?? All this and so much more. Join us as we find out: WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-3: Welcome to the Wackbar Parade

Hop aboard the struggle bus and don’t forget to pack your water-bottle lightsabers! Ackbar is feeling sad and there’s only one being in the galaxy that can cheer him up: his true soulmate and our new OTP: Winter! (Alternative, equally acceptable answer: Meg.)

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 11-15

This week’s glistener question: What is the title of another children’s book in Star Wars? Bonus points if you write out the story so Ash can read it in their Han Solo voice.

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Hosted by MegDannySafHeath, and Ash.

Rogue Podron Mission 23-2: I’m a Special Boy and You May Fire When Ready

Everyone in Dark Apprentice is sad and/or dead this week. Our special guest, Dillon, however, is the opposite of sad and/or dead this week, as he offers us a very unbiased and objective review of the sexiness of Dexter Jettster’s competency in Star Wars: Brotherhood: A Star Wars novel by Mike Chen (spoiler alert: very). What will Dex’s step-boyfriend-in-law think??

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 6-10

This week’s glistener question: How are YOU celebrating the ten year anniversary of the death of Satine in Obi-Wan’s arms?

Thanks to Dillon for joining us this week! Be sure to follow them on twitter Thanks to Dillon for joining us this week! Be sure to follow them on twitter and check out their full review of Brotherhood on our blog.

Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com.

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Hosted by MegDannySafHeath, and Ash.