Rogue Podron Mission 21-7: There’s a Raccoon Outside

It’s finale time! Will Luke ever be satisfied? Will Lando invest in a multilevel marketing scheme? Will Han ever hug his kids? What’s next for the brave slimes at the blobstacle course!? Find out with Rogue Podron as we read Jedi Search, chapters 27 through Epilogue.

This week’s glistener question: What do wookiee eggs taste like?

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Rogue Podron: Mission 21-6: What if Wookiees Had Pouches?

Rogue Podron jumps right into our usual shenanigans! Then we talk about Lando jumping the gun, Qwi Xux choosing a side, Mon Mothma being a literal boss, and my autocorrect changing Doole to Doodle. Only one episode left! This is Jedi Search, chapters 23-26.

This week’s glistener question: What if Wookiees Had Pouches?

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Why I’m Fully On Board with the Star Wars Publishing Trade Paperback Revolution

I’m pretty thrilled about the fact that both Star Wars canon and now select Legends titles are being published in the trade paperback format. Here are the reasons why I think you should join me in enthusiastically embracing the Star Wars Publishing Trade Paperback Revolution!

Mass Market Paperbacks: small print, hard to read without creasing the spine, easily ripped

Hardcovers: just so big, heavy, hard to read comfortably without additional support

Trade Paperbacks: Not too big, not too small, can open wide without creasing the spine, look great on the bookshelf, easily transportable

Also, who doesn’t love seeing that sweet, sweet consistency on the bookshelf?

I rest my case.

The second wave of the Star Wars: Legends, Essential Collection titles went on sale today. This release included X-wing: Rogue Squadron, the subject of our very first season of Rogue Podron! A full production, unabridged audiobook is on sale as well. Check them out and be sure to tweet at us as you binge your way through the podcast!

(Thanks to Del Rey for sending the Essential Legends books for me to review, like, three months ago. Sorry, I just got them, I was at summer camp.)

Rogue Podron: Mission 21-5: Spolive Garden’s Never Ending Spaghettification Bowl

Let Rogue Podron guide you through the Maw in the latest episode of Rogue Podron! We learn about mining operations, how sometimes diplomacy is a waste of time, and several more variations of Death Star tech. Please give any giant tentacle cacti you know Meg’s phone number. Join us for Jedi Search, chapters 17-22. 

This Week’s Glistener Question: Which already-haired Star Wars character would look best with the fuckboi haircut (google “bad batch captain howzer” for reference).

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-4: Three and a Half Inch Floppy Dick Drive

What is this?! It’s a new episode of Rogue Podron! In this episode we return to Cloud City, get the heck off of Kessel, and learn a lot about parenting and marriage. Lando and Threepio continue to be the biggest ballers of the galaxy. This is Jedi Search, chapters 12-16.

This Week’s Glistener Question: What song would you want C-3PO to sing to you when you can’t sleep?

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-3: The Ballad of King C-3P0

Join Rogue Podron (still minus Danny) for an equally lubricated night at the blob races, a bedtime story with our new favorite nanny, and an unfortunate amount of spider legs. It’s time for weirdness that is Jedi Search: Chapters 9-11.

This Week’s Glistener Question: What would be the worst place to run into a Teletubby?

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-2: Sorry It Took So Long

Danny’s gone and we tried our best, here’s the episode. We talk about chapters 5-8 of Jedi Search!

This week’s glistener question: What Star Wars creature would you like to see in gelatinous form?

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-1: Luke Touches Wedge’s Nub

This week we’re kicking off season 21 and even though Danny is not here (it’s fine we’re doing great it’s fine) we’re going full steam ahead and reading the first book in The Jedi Academy Trilogy The Jedi Search! We talk about Han Solo being a wife guy, how rancors apparently look like crabs and the multiple Courtship Of Princess Leia references!

This week’s glistener question: Who in Star Wars is the best wife guy?

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Rogue Podron Mission 19-2: Enita Plap

Byn joins us for our continued journey through the darkest timeline. This episode is all about Dark Empire II. I feel like this one requires a content warning and also…you know what kind of humor to expect from us by now.

This week’s glistener question: If you designed a murderbot, what ridiculous name would you give it and what would its specialty be?

Thanks Byn for joining us! Follow Byn on twitter (www.twitter.com/ferretliciously) and listen to the Skyhoppers (www.twitter.com/swskyhoppers).

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Rogue Podron Mission 19-1: Dark Empyre Festival

For lucky season 19, we decided to dive into the source material for The Rise of Skywalker aka Dark Empire. What do R2D2 babies look like? How do we feel about young, hot Palpatine? What the heck is a sortie? All that and more as we flash back to the glory days of the great Zahn/Veitch feud of 1992!

This week’s glistener question: What is a tweet you would have seen if Twitter was around when Dark Empire was released?

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