Rogue Podron Mission 23-3: Welcome to the Wackbar Parade

Hop aboard the struggle bus and don’t forget to pack your water-bottle lightsabers! Ackbar is feeling sad and there’s only one being in the galaxy that can cheer him up: his true soulmate and our new OTP: Winter! (Alternative, equally acceptable answer: Meg.)

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 11-15

This week’s glistener question: What is the title of another children’s book in Star Wars? Bonus points if you write out the story so Ash can read it in their Han Solo voice.

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-2: I’m a Special Boy and You May Fire When Ready

Everyone in Dark Apprentice is sad and/or dead this week. Our special guest, Dillon, however, is the opposite of sad and/or dead this week, as he offers us a very unbiased and objective review of the sexiness of Dexter Jettster’s competency in Star Wars: Brotherhood: A Star Wars novel by Mike Chen (spoiler alert: very). What will Dex’s step-boyfriend-in-law think??

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 6-10

This week’s glistener question: How are YOU celebrating the ten year anniversary of the death of Satine in Obi-Wan’s arms?

Thanks to Dillon for joining us this week! Be sure to follow them on twitter Thanks to Dillon for joining us this week! Be sure to follow them on twitter and check out their full review of Brotherhood on our blog.

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-1: May The Vors Be With You

We’re off to Vortex as we kick off another Legends extravaganza full of tonal whip-lash and hatred of the odds. We only wish Darth Vader had made an appearance in this one.

This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 1-5

This week’s glistener question: What is your favorite Star Wars Olympic sport?

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Rogue Podron Mission 23-0: You Had One Blob!

Hold onto your Force-nubs, folks, because Rogue Podron is back and doing what we do best! In this episode, Danni tells the rogues about everything they experienced on a recent trip to Galaxy’s Edge and the rogues return the favor by telling Danni about everything they missed in the first book of the Jedi Academy trilogy. The War On Bugs ain’t gonna get us down – it’s Legends time, baby!

This week’s glistener question: Which character from a non-Star Wars franchise would you send to Luke’s Jedi Academy?

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Rogue Podron Presents: the Very Special Glove of Darth Vader Holiday Special

It’s a Life Day Miracle! Your friends from Rogue Podron are here to bring the holiday cheer by….discussing….uh…..more about the Lost City of the, uh……just a second. 

(Are we sure this is going to bring them holiday cheer? This book was Not Good. Where is the holiday cheer? Oh……….wait did you say milk? Okay.)

Um. IN THIS EPISODE WE SING A SONG AND TALK ABOUT MILK!

We Sheev Sons. Script by Saf, Lyrics by Danny, Accompaniment by Ash, Sung by Ash, Danny, and Heath.

An Alphabet Holiday Miracle. Script by Saf. Performed by all of us. ❤

Thanks to Ben Wahrman for this holiday gift, a fic based on last week’s listener question prompt: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35753113 

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Rogue Podron Mission 22-2: Topworld Blunk You Up

This is the end of the Lost City of the Jedi. Spoiler alert: they found it.

This week’s glistener question: Did Return of the Jedi happen? Discuss. AND. What are some of Kadann’s other balls that we didn’t see?

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Rogue Podron Mission 22-1: Caramel Mooka Latte

For season 22, we are revisiting the Glove-verse with the second book in the Glove of Darth Vader series: the Lost City of the Jedi. It’s not good. But we had fun anyways. Join us for a deep discussion on the nature of life, death, and Zoochberry pies.

This week’s glistener question: What song would you want played for you before you were executed by Jabba the Hutt? AND. What Star Wars battle would you want to write a term paper about?

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-7: There’s a Raccoon Outside

It’s finale time! Will Luke ever be satisfied? Will Lando invest in a multilevel marketing scheme? Will Han ever hug his kids? What’s next for the brave slimes at the blobstacle course!? Find out with Rogue Podron as we read Jedi Search, chapters 27 through Epilogue.

This week’s glistener question: What do wookiee eggs taste like?

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Rogue Podron: Mission 21-6: What if Wookiees Had Pouches?

Rogue Podron jumps right into our usual shenanigans! Then we talk about Lando jumping the gun, Qwi Xux choosing a side, Mon Mothma being a literal boss, and my autocorrect changing Doole to Doodle. Only one episode left! This is Jedi Search, chapters 23-26.

This week’s glistener question: What if Wookiees Had Pouches?

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Why I’m Fully On Board with the Star Wars Publishing Trade Paperback Revolution

I’m pretty thrilled about the fact that both Star Wars canon and now select Legends titles are being published in the trade paperback format. Here are the reasons why I think you should join me in enthusiastically embracing the Star Wars Publishing Trade Paperback Revolution!

Mass Market Paperbacks: small print, hard to read without creasing the spine, easily ripped

Hardcovers: just so big, heavy, hard to read comfortably without additional support

Trade Paperbacks: Not too big, not too small, can open wide without creasing the spine, look great on the bookshelf, easily transportable

Also, who doesn’t love seeing that sweet, sweet consistency on the bookshelf?

I rest my case.

The second wave of the Star Wars: Legends, Essential Collection titles went on sale today. This release included X-wing: Rogue Squadron, the subject of our very first season of Rogue Podron! A full production, unabridged audiobook is on sale as well. Check them out and be sure to tweet at us as you binge your way through the podcast!

(Thanks to Del Rey for sending the Essential Legends books for me to review, like, three months ago. Sorry, I just got them, I was at summer camp.)