Rogue Podron Presents: the Very Special Glove of Darth Vader Holiday Special

It’s a Life Day Miracle! Your friends from Rogue Podron are here to bring the holiday cheer by….discussing….uh…..more about the Lost City of the, uh……just a second. 

(Are we sure this is going to bring them holiday cheer? This book was Not Good. Where is the holiday cheer? Oh……….wait did you say milk? Okay.)

Um. IN THIS EPISODE WE SING A SONG AND TALK ABOUT MILK!

We Sheev Sons. Script by Saf, Lyrics by Danny, Accompaniment by Ash, Sung by Ash, Danny, and Heath.

An Alphabet Holiday Miracle. Script by Saf. Performed by all of us. ❤

Thanks to Ben Wahrman for this holiday gift, a fic based on last week’s listener question prompt: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35753113 

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Rogue Podron Mission 22-2: Topworld Blunk You Up

This is the end of the Lost City of the Jedi. Spoiler alert: they found it.

This week’s glistener question: Did Return of the Jedi happen? Discuss. AND. What are some of Kadann’s other balls that we didn’t see?

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Rogue Podron Mission 22-1: Caramel Mooka Latte

For season 22, we are revisiting the Glove-verse with the second book in the Glove of Darth Vader series: the Lost City of the Jedi. It’s not good. But we had fun anyways. Join us for a deep discussion on the nature of life, death, and Zoochberry pies.

This week’s glistener question: What song would you want played for you before you were executed by Jabba the Hutt? AND. What Star Wars battle would you want to write a term paper about?

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-7: There’s a Raccoon Outside

It’s finale time! Will Luke ever be satisfied? Will Lando invest in a multilevel marketing scheme? Will Han ever hug his kids? What’s next for the brave slimes at the blobstacle course!? Find out with Rogue Podron as we read Jedi Search, chapters 27 through Epilogue.

This week’s glistener question: What do wookiee eggs taste like?

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Rogue Podron: Mission 21-6: What if Wookiees Had Pouches?

Rogue Podron jumps right into our usual shenanigans! Then we talk about Lando jumping the gun, Qwi Xux choosing a side, Mon Mothma being a literal boss, and my autocorrect changing Doole to Doodle. Only one episode left! This is Jedi Search, chapters 23-26.

This week’s glistener question: What if Wookiees Had Pouches?

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Why I’m Fully On Board with the Star Wars Publishing Trade Paperback Revolution

I’m pretty thrilled about the fact that both Star Wars canon and now select Legends titles are being published in the trade paperback format. Here are the reasons why I think you should join me in enthusiastically embracing the Star Wars Publishing Trade Paperback Revolution!

Mass Market Paperbacks: small print, hard to read without creasing the spine, easily ripped

Hardcovers: just so big, heavy, hard to read comfortably without additional support

Trade Paperbacks: Not too big, not too small, can open wide without creasing the spine, look great on the bookshelf, easily transportable

Also, who doesn’t love seeing that sweet, sweet consistency on the bookshelf?

I rest my case.

The second wave of the Star Wars: Legends, Essential Collection titles went on sale today. This release included X-wing: Rogue Squadron, the subject of our very first season of Rogue Podron! A full production, unabridged audiobook is on sale as well. Check them out and be sure to tweet at us as you binge your way through the podcast!

(Thanks to Del Rey for sending the Essential Legends books for me to review, like, three months ago. Sorry, I just got them, I was at summer camp.)

Rogue Podron: Mission 21-5: Spolive Garden’s Never Ending Spaghettification Bowl

Let Rogue Podron guide you through the Maw in the latest episode of Rogue Podron! We learn about mining operations, how sometimes diplomacy is a waste of time, and several more variations of Death Star tech. Please give any giant tentacle cacti you know Meg’s phone number. Join us for Jedi Search, chapters 17-22. 

This Week’s Glistener Question: Which already-haired Star Wars character would look best with the fuckboi haircut (google “bad batch captain howzer” for reference).

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-4: Three and a Half Inch Floppy Dick Drive

What is this?! It’s a new episode of Rogue Podron! In this episode we return to Cloud City, get the heck off of Kessel, and learn a lot about parenting and marriage. Lando and Threepio continue to be the biggest ballers of the galaxy. This is Jedi Search, chapters 12-16.

This Week’s Glistener Question: What song would you want C-3PO to sing to you when you can’t sleep?

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-3: The Ballad of King C-3P0

Join Rogue Podron (still minus Danny) for an equally lubricated night at the blob races, a bedtime story with our new favorite nanny, and an unfortunate amount of spider legs. It’s time for weirdness that is Jedi Search: Chapters 9-11.

This Week’s Glistener Question: What would be the worst place to run into a Teletubby?

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Rogue Podron Mission 21-2: Sorry It Took So Long

Danny’s gone and we tried our best, here’s the episode. We talk about chapters 5-8 of Jedi Search!

This week’s glistener question: What Star Wars creature would you like to see in gelatinous form?

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